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Harris the Wild Haggis – The Mist of the Midnight Loch - Book 2

The Journey begins: Harris and his friend Oscar the Otter set out to find the ‘Great Clan’ after Harris discovers a large, fresh footprint in the moss near the standing stones.

The Bog of Giggles: To reach their destination, they must cross the ‘Flatlands of the Giant Ferns’ and the ‘Bog of Giggles’. This area is perilous for a haggis because the ground is perfectly flat, and a magical mist causes travellers to walk in circles.

  Helpful Allies:

 Eilidh the Snowy Owl: A historian who explains they must ‘hear the mountains’ to find their way. She gives them silver bells to help them stay focused and close together in the mist.

Mairi the Highland Cow: A massive, friendly cow who gives them a ride through the deep mud.

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The Hypnotic Dog

Tommy was a small seven-year-old who had lost his smile. Through bullying at school his Mum is lost for how she can help him go back to the happy boy he once was.

Through adopting a puppy for the dog pound, Tommy soon realises the dog has the power to help him become stronger and braver.

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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend

Jackie Palmer is a night‑shift surveillance operator at a casino, a job that has slowly eroded her sleep schedule, her patience, and her faith in humanity.

Her nights are spent watching gamblers make terrible decisions, her days are spent pretending daylight saving isn’t a personal attack, and her life has settled into a predictable loop of caffeine, sarcasm and mild existential dread.

But during one unusually quiet 3 a.m. shift, Jackie notices a lone figure in the poorly lit staff car park behaving suspiciously. The man retrieves a large bag from his boot, hurries toward the riverbank and secures it among the reeds before disappearing into the darkness. Exhausted, curious, and fuelled by the kind of impulsive decision‑making only night shift can produce, Jackie retrieves the bag after her shift — and instantly finds herself entangled in a mystery she never asked for.

The contents of the bag are not what she expected.

Not drugs.

Not cash.

Not anything remotely logical.

Whatever it is, it makes no sense, and its sheer absurdity sends Jackie spiralling into a week of escalating chaos.

Suddenly, her once‑monotonous routine is disrupted by a string of bizarre incidents:

• Fraud squad detectives arrive at the casino investigating a money‑laundering ring.

• A grandmother is caught committing a petty casino scam, forcing Jackie into an unexpected brush with law enforcement.

• Strange figures keep appearing in the car park, always at odd hours, always behaving like they’re up to something.

• And Jackie herself becomes increasingly paranoid that someone might be looking for the bag she “borrowed.”

As Jackie tries to make sense of her discovery, she must also navigate the usual madness of casino life: drunk patrons, suspicious gamblers, sleep‑deprived coworkers, and the endless parade of human chaos that fills her monitors every night.

Her best friend Sue provides moral support (and sarcasm), while her manager Matt remains blissfully unaware that Jackie may have accidentally stolen something that could technically be considered evidence.

The deeper Jackie digs, the stranger things become.

The man from the car park seems to reappear in different areas of the casino grounds.

Odd coincidences begin piling up.

And Jackie starts to suspect that the bag’s contents — ridiculous as they are — might be connected to something larger, something she can’t yet see.

As the week unravels, Jackie is forced to confront the possibility that she has stumbled into a crime so bizarre it shouldn’t legally exist.

Her attempts to investigate only pull her further into the absurdity, and soon she is juggling secrets, lies, and a growing fear that she may have accidentally inserted herself into a situation far beyond her pay grade.

But Jackie is stubborn, sarcastic, and fuelled by a lifetime of poor sleep. She refuses to back down. With Sue reluctantly dragged along for the ride, Jackie pushes forward, determined to uncover the truth — even if the truth turns out to be far stranger, funnier, and more chaotic than she ever imagined.

 

This novel blends mystery, comedy and character‑driven chaos, following one woman whose life is upended by a single impulsive decision — and the bizarre chain reaction that follows.

 

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The Last Signature

Veteran nurse Rebecca Lowe takes on a palliative care assignment at the remote, decaying Kiri estate, seeking quieter work after a traumatic attack during her years in emergency nursing. Her patient, Edward Kiri, is elderly, grief-stricken, and dependent on a pacemaker that has begun to misfire in ways she cannot explain. The house itself feels oppressive, heavy with old sorrow and strange stillness.

Edward is often visited by Tobias Thorn, a poised, impeccably polite funeral director who claims to be a companion and support. But Tobias always arrives early, moves soundlessly through the house, and seems to know far too much about Edward’s past — and about Rebecca herself. His presence unsettles her, though she cannot identify why.

As the days pass, Edward grows increasingly anxious, reporting that Tobias whispers to him at night and speaks of his dead son “waiting in the fire.” Rebecca witnesses’ subtle shifts in Edward’s condition — unexplained drops in heart rhythm, unnatural warmth around the pacemaker site, and deepening dread in his eyes whenever Tobias enters the room.

Rebecca’s attempts to intervene are met with patient gaslighting. Tobias gently twists her exhaustion, her past trauma, and her professional guilt into narratives that frame her as unstable. He isolates her emotionally in the same way he isolates Edward physically. Rebecca begins to fear she is losing her grip on reality — until she finds evidence suggesting otherwise.

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Harris and the Nut-Astrophe - Book 7

Harris and Oscar, with their two new ‘mates’, were taking a shortcut back to the portal.

The Caledonian Forest was usually a peaceful place, full of whispering pines, soft moss and the gentle rustling of red squirrels chomping on acorns.

But today, the forest sounded like a battlefield made entirely of nuts.

Harris skidded to a stop on the forest floor, his wooden shoes letting out a sticky squelch-clack from being bathed in strawberry bubbles from another adventure.

Oscar stumbled beside him, clutching his bagpipes like a lifejacket.

Digger and Kevin dragged behind.

Something was wrong.

Very wrong.

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Harris and the great Scottish Brew-Ha ha - Book 6

The Eucalyptus Eruption

‘We must stop the Grey Shadows from corrupting the Great Star‑Catcher — or the whole world will fall into chaos,’ Harris said to Oscar as they started on their request.

Harris and Oscar travelled to the Whispering Distillery as instructed by the demand of the High Council.

Something was not right; they both sensed.

The distillery no longer smelled like the finest heather whisky; it smelled like a giant cough drop.

As Harris and Oscar skidded to a halt on the cobbles, Harris’s wooden shoes let out a final, sticky squelch-clack.

Before them, the great copper stills, usually the pride of the North, were hissing with a frantic thud-thud-thud that made the very foundations of the distillery twitch.

High on top the main steam valve, looking like a koala who hadn’t slept since the Jacobite Rising, sat the ‘Invader from Down Under.’

Harris and Oscar both gawked at the strange-looking creature, wondering if it was a figment of their imaginations.

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Harris and the Crystal Horn of the Cairngorms - Book 3

In Book 3 Harris and the Crystal Horn of the Cairngorms. Harris the Wild Haggis and his friend Oscar the Otter embark on a quest to save the magic of the Highlands from a spreading silence fuelled by the ‘Grey shadows.’

The Mission

The Elder Haggis, Fergus the Far-sighted, tasks the duo with recovering four, ‘Heart-stones’ hidden across Scotland to reignite the magic of the North:

1.      The Silver Peak: To find the Great White Heart and the Song of the North.

2.      The Kelpies Pool: To retrieve the Crystal of Clarity.

3.      The Forgotten Cave: To obtain the Spark of Courage from a sleeping dragon.

4.      The Isle of Mist: To secure the Thread of Connection from the Selkie Queen.

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Harris and the Whispering Waves of the Hebrides - Book 4

 

The celebration in the Hidden Glen had barely become a warm memory.

Harris and Oscar were still in their handmade tartan waistcoats, though Harris’s was now missing a button. He’d lost it during a standoff with Barnaby the seagull, all over a well pooped on rock.

Fergus the Far-Sighted stood by the Standing Stones, his eyebrows twitching like nervous caterpillars.

‘The Fog of Silence is spreading!’ he warned. ‘It’s a thick, itchy mist woven by more Grey Shadows.’

‘If it reaches the coast, the Highland cows will forget how to moo, and the sheep will forget to……well, be sheep! They’ll just stand there looking confused’

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Bagpipe Emergency and the Case of the Crumbling Castles - Book 5

The visit back to the Hidden Glen had been a roaring success, but perhaps it was a little too roaring. Harris stood in the middle of a misty glen, putting on his wooden shoes. He no longer felt like a ‘wobbly myth,’ but he did feel like he was standing on top of a wobbly drum. He set off across the Highlands ready for a new adventure.

Beside him. Oscar was proudly testing a new note on his bagpipes.

Ever since they reignited the Heart-Stones, the magic of the North had returned with a low, musical hum that seemed to harmonise perfectly with Oscar’s drones. The problem was that every time Oscar hit a high B-flat, the nearby ruins of an ancient castle began to shed stones like a moulting sheep.

‘Oscar, stop!’ Harris cried, his saucer eyes reflecting a falling gargoyle. ‘The Highlands are singing so loud that the castles are literally losing their marbles!’

Oscar puffed out his cheeks, adjusting his tartan waistcoat, which was stuffed with spare reeds and a fresh jar of Mairi’s clover honey. ‘It’s not my fault, Harris! Fergus said we found the ‘rhythm of the North’. I’m just giving the rhythm a little extra volume!’

Suddenly, a ‘cold silver light’ flashed from the nearby castle turrets.

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Harris the Wild Haggis - The Glencoe Tumble - Book 1

Set in the misty Munro mountains of Glencoe, Scotland, the story follows Harris, a "Wild Haggis" who lives a secret life hidden from the prying eyes of tourists. Harris is a small, hairy creature resembling a "toasted marshmallow" who wears an iconic tartan hat with great pride.

The Challenge of the Highlands

Harris possesses a unique biological trait: two legs shorter than the others on one side of his body. While this "disability" allows him to walk perfectly level along steep hillsides, it makes turning around or traversing level ground nearly impossible. If he loses his balance, he is forced into a "haggis tornado," a high-speed roll down the mountain that serves as a natural vanishing act but leaves him dizzy and shaken. Despite his clever hiding, Harris leads a lonely life, dreaming of finding a secret valley where hundreds of his own kind live together.

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